Definitely not adding this one. Nup. I don’t care if you’re gay, be as gay as you want, just don’t go around, calling yourself Hot Gay Mess and expect not so gay people to be your friend. Now there’s one for the site stats.

If you scroll down to the bottom, you’ll see my awesome new video status in the left column. Go sign up for one at  www.robo.to.  It is invite only, and because I’m such a superstar, my application was given the ok instantly. Oh, you need a webcam happening too, otherwise you can’t record video, which defeats the purpose of it all.

I still hate people who update Wikipedia as news is happening. At 8:27am, Sunrise, or Today, one of those shows with gaybo Hollywood gossip reporters, they confirmed you-know-who had died. I don’t have to repeat it. I’m sure you’ve heard his entire back catalog 14 times today. So at 8:27am, I clicked on Wikipedia. Got this -

Seems fine. People are just slow to react, right? Wrong. Thanks to the ol’ one bar of Optus reception, refresh was mega slow, so by the time it loaded again, 8:29am or 2 minutes later, and with WiFi just kicking in, some retard had already updated it. Wanker. Just let the guy die, alright.

Like, who gets their jollies updating Wikipedia as news is happening? And when updating Wikipedia, forget to change the “Years active” from present, spesh when they’re y’know, more stiff than active.  Y’all a bunch of slap-nuts. Spose, the best thing to come of this was the hot-hot-hot newsreaders on Channel 7.

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Keith Urban. His new CD is called Defying Gravity, and on the CD cover, he is, well, apparently walking up a wall. Batman-style. Without a rope. Or whatever Batman uses. Gravity-defying indeed.

But on closer look, he isn’t. Some clever person tilted the camera sideway to take the photo, giving the impression he is in fact, defying gravity. Look, I’ll even show you.

Someone, like an American, should sue him for false advertising. Like that woman in the news yesterday who is suing for pain and economic loss for being slapped in the face.

Relax. I still exist. It’s just that this past week has been all work, little sleep and no play. I get Sunday off. I’ll give you something then.

Forget Rolling Stone, and their weekly best 200 albums ever… always with Acca Dacca,  no matter how much it sounded like their previous album, and Nirvana’s “Nevermind”  thrown in somewhere… This IS the list of albums you need to own. CD, DVD, Cassette, LP, whatever. If you own none of them, you are gay. PS, I’m using a random order here. No need to describe their awesomeness, you just need to get onto eBay, iTunes and Amazon, and buy ‘em.

Lovage -Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By.

The Grand Silent System - Gift or a Weapon.

Stone Temple Pilots – Shangri La Dee Da

311 – Transistor

Supergroove - Traction

Various – Judgment Night Soundtrack

Virgil Shaw – Still Falling

Faith No More - King For A Day… Fool For A Lifetime

Dieselhed – Shallow Water Blackout

Mr Bungle – Disco Volante

Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her – No! No! No!

Dieselhed- Chico And The Flute

Some more I’ve just done in Photoshop. All pretty similar, just different colours and antennas. And a sweet-lookin’ beanie on one.

For months I’ve been trying to work out what you call them little Japanese cartoon characters. Not anime, the other kind, the kind you see on stationery, bags and whatnot. Like Hello Kitty. It’s called Kawaii, not to be confused with the volcanic paradise about half way between here and Vancouver. Long story short, I did this. Over one hour. ONE HOUR!

The antenna came from the Futurama font. Christmas present hint – I could really do with a pen, paper, pencils, textas and a compass.

I dunno what the go is with with this bogan Clare chick. So she called a fat wog a fat wog, a skinny wog a skinny wog, and said something a fat wog and/or skinny wog would say to another fat/skinny wog. But y’know, I’m more worried about the size of that mole on her chin, and the caked-on-makeup-botox-face.

But the horse-lookin’ woman from Sex and the City would be so proud.

And I’m just gonna insert some random Google-friendly words to go with ‘Clare’ to up the stats. Boobs. Nude. Boobies. Naked. Topless.

Sorry, there is no difference. It’s the same picture. Twice! Once again you have been fooled.