Remember the days when Krystal didn’t have louvre lips or fake boobies? I do. This was in a Ralph magazine in my car boot from ages ago, but I also found it online, which is a big help, cos I don’t have a scanner at the moment. 

I hate Andrew O’Keefe’s laugh. It’s the worst part of watching Deal Or No Deal.

Ugh, I dunno. What part of “Hire me! I’m good!” does noone understand? These past three weeks, resumes have been sent everywhere with no replies. Jobs applied for online same deal. Saw that the local Bob Jane is hiring tyre technicians, so I applied there. Got a huge form to fill out, and the guy [...]

I’m suffering a bad case of the green apple splats aka epic diarrhea aka the runs. I think it’s something I ate. Well, replace think with know. I didn’t eat no dodgy Asian takeout. Or Red Rooster. These DD’s are just too delicious, and they’re on special this week at Coles New World, but God, [...]

Ooh ooh ooh. The Sebel hotel up the road has a Guest Service position going. Application sent. As for Brad Johnson kicking a behind, and losing the game for us; Grrrr. Only tipped 3 winners this week. Would have 5 if tips weren’t entered. Go figure.

Following the success of Carson “How To Look Good Naked” Kressley’s BB housemate makeovers, Channel Ten has signed up full-time nice guy, part-time Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd to give the housemates a political makeover. Expect to see a house full blokes in blue shirts, beige pants and navy blue jackets, and the ladies wearing the [...]

Not sure why, but the comments dun work. I changed theme, it worked, but not the theme I wanted. So from there I installed the older version of this theme, and the error happens again. Grrr. 
Edit :: Got a new theme. Comments work too. Maybe. Yeah, no way as good a theme as Black Minimalism, [...]

All I can say is, I can’t wait til Krystal and the other Ralph/FHM/Zoo ladies become anti-Labor pensioners from Melbourne.
As for Pepsi Max, gimme a beach house! I buy your yellow-capped product all the time and show nothing but love, and all you give me in return, apart from a delicious beverage, is Second Chance [...]

Channel Ten, what are you doing? Worst movie ever, Napoleon Dynamite, on Friday night? Come onnn. Think of the AFL! It’s bad enough I had to sit through Flight of the Conchords last week before the Formula 1 started. God that show was boringly gay, more gay than that Travis bloke on BB. I guess [...]

What’s the difference between “global warming” and “climate change”? Serious. I don’t know. Take “climate change”. Isn’t that what a season is? I mean, unless you’re in Darwin, Winter is significantly different to Summer. There’s a change of climate right there. And “global warming”, what’s the deal? What are they trying to scare us into this time? [...]