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Grrr with a capital G! What’s the go, Wordpress database? 500 Internal server error. Can’t connect to database, yet the other WP test site around here works a treat. Must be that the latest WP upgrade. Dammit! Third time this has happened now, and with the best posts of the past 18 months, gone. So much for attempting to restore last weeks database backup. Pfft.

So this looks like a brand spankin’ new blog. Spose it’s time for a new list of things I reckon are kinda gay. Well, replace ‘kinda’ with ‘heaps’.

• Frankie Muniz.
• Travis’ voice from BB08.
• Sean Kingston.
• Brisbane roads.
• Hearing ‘Mercy’ by Duffy 4 times a day.
• The girl from Destiny’s Child whose new song sounds like the old song by the other girl from Destiny’s Child.
• Napoleon Dynamite.
• Will Ferrell movies.
• All Rn’B songs which sample music from the 1970s/1980s. So basically it’s EVERY Rn’B song.
• The way booze went up 30% overnight last weekend. That’s what you get for voting Labor!
• And these American-isms which are creeping into the Australian language - words that end in “izzle”, “bling”, overpass/underpass, paramedic, SUV, hood [ as in bonnet, not neighbourhood ], booty.
• Infomercials on morning chat shows.
• Morning chat shows, except for Ellen.
• Laugh tracks on US sitcoms.
• People who audition for Big Brother because they’re “all crazy and stuff”.

And a few things which are pretty alright -

• Boobies.
• Boobies.
• Boobies.

Yeah, that should do it. Speaking of which, it’s now May, and you deserve this month from Keeley’s calendar.