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The water is off. It was working before but it’s off now. Was it some kids having a joke in broad daylight? Was it the water man getting his revenge on not paying the bill, even though we’ve only been at this place a week? How can I wash dishes or have a shower, without resorting to using Wet Ones? How can I flush the john without it costing money from bottled water?

The water meter, geez, it’s nowhere to be found, just like an outside tap. There’s a hose out there, but like that’s gonna be needed to water plastic plants anyway. Grrr. Looks like I’m gonna have to have a borry and bathe in the Pacific Ocean across the street, and make my clothes smell fresh with Glen 20 and/or Lynx.

Without fail, something always breaks down when I’m running the show while the olds are 6000km away. Oh well, better make the most of it. I can probably have a weeks worth of poop to post onto Rate My Poo or the Zoo Weekly photos column.