All I can say is, I can’t wait til Krystal and the other Ralph/FHM/Zoo ladies become anti-Labor pensioners from Melbourne.

As for Pepsi Max, gimme a beach house! I buy your yellow-capped product all the time and show nothing but love, and all you give me in return, apart from a delicious beverage, is Second Chance Draw. If you don’t give me a beach house or one of the other prizes, I’m going to have to spend my money on LA Maxi Ice instead. It’s cheaper too, probably because it is flat before you open the bottle, but nevertheless, it doesn’t give me false hopes. Same deal with the cricket caps. I’m sick of Andrew Symonds’ name lurking underneath the cap. I wanted all 11 players names, and only got as far as Symonds, Brett Lee and Michael Clarke.

At least with Coke you do get to win prizes, even if they involve a rock concert featuring Nickelback, Midnight Oil, and all you can drink Vanilla Coke, like I won in ‘02.

And if you’re in the voting mood, SMS Babe5 to 199 725 74. Cos she’d be awesome in Ralph. Much better than the others this month.