Still a bit of work to be done before reaching perfection, but if you get yourself a pair of 3D glasses; K-Mart was giving them away the other week, this post may look a wee bit more enjoyable. Just gotta find a nice boobie pic. Surely Google will have something to offer, I mean, isn’t [...]

It’ll probably kill me, like that Yothu Yindi guy.

I wonder if Kev is going to say sorry for killing a man. An Aboriginal man.

Twelve months of Ralph, FHM and Zoo. Feel free to pick ‘em up and have a beer with me, or I can deliver them to you if you pay for the airfare, accommodation, spending money and whatnot. Otherwise, give us some stamp money and Australia Post will deliver ‘em to your door, or local post [...]

Just did this years tax return. Dammit. I’ve been screwed. I only paid $30 in tax last year, thank you new job in the last week of the tax year, so for the rest of the money made, it was spent, and enjoyed. Now, $30 tax in one year, that’s probably $29 more than Kerry [...]

Man Optus is slow tonight. Word of advice, don’t go for Optus Wireless Broadband if you’re after a quick, reliable service while on the road. It may be cheaper than Telstra, but like 3, you get to speak to foreigners on the help line. Lotsa “what”, “huh” and that noise Tim Allen made on Home [...]

 
Tuesday night, yup? Sweet. Kinda. Optus is down, so this is going into Notepad, for future retrieval, copy n’ pasting. So there was a commercial on the tele selling Heinz’s new Green Apple Splat. Man, they need to get in touch with me. After eating them DD’s for the past two days, I could’ve supplied [...]

Went to buy Ralph before, as you do, on a boring Monday night once the old bag wins Big Brother, and we see no more of Mike Goldman on the box, ‘cept for the sports store commercial. Half way home, see a flash in the distance [ no, not of the speed camera variety - [...]

Did some window shopping on eBay before. Pay goes in shortly, so it was a good idea to browse the fashion of 2008 before heading out to see it in real life. Big mistake. I’m gonna stay home now. Male fashion has gone to the gays. Actually, gays seem to have good taste in clothing, [...]

Why did nobody bother to tell me my illustrations from the other posts are exactly like that on Rove, which I only discovered two minutes ago, because I’m killing time before the F1 starts. I’m ruined.

Another “I wish I had a dollar…” moment, this time courtesy of the squeaky Travis guy. Man he likes to [...]

What’s today? Saturday? Great. Patriot Games is on the tele and Harrison Ford was talking on his huge mobile phone that looked bigger than the Nokia 100 I had in 1995. Analogue all the way to the moon, baby! Yeah, as excellent as the ’90s were, you just couldn’t get a fuzzy recording of your [...]