Allow me to introduce you to my new crew
Published July 4th, 2008 in ToonEarlier this week, I said something about making a dodgy cartoon and all. It’s taken all of the past 1 hour and 6 minutes, but here is the list of the regular characters you’d see. Before you ask where Livinia Nixon’s arms are, they’re behind her head.
Cast of characters - ‘The Dodgy Brothers’ aka Steve Bracks and Kevin07, cricketer/sloth Shane Warne, sexiest woman in all of Melbourne town Livinia Nixon, Chinese restaurant chef John So, and all round retard Corey Delaney/Worthington/Whatever you call him.
I got a whole list going for cameo appearances, but just can’t find the right pictures, example - Wayne Carey with a rolled up $5 note in his nose, or John Howard with a black Kappa tracksuit, the kind the wogs wore in 2002. I’m sure my super l33t Photoshop skills will get something happening soon. And I don’t know if I should keep the characters locally based, not when there is people like George W Bush, Sean Kingston and the fat guy from Smash Mouth with pink hair in this world.
Also, someone help us think of a name to call my ‘toon. And some Aussies you’d love to see, with their role. And by Aussies I’m not talking about successful Kiwis we claim as ours. Something like Chopper Read as a kindergarten teacher, etc…
Edit - Cameos added.
Angry teen John Howard, drug dealer Wayne Carey, Kevin Rudd’s missus Therese Rein, Richie Benaud as the old grumpy guy, and as the lovable ladies man, it’s Kochie!
That’s some sterling work. I’ve put a few seconds thought into a title, but only come up with ‘Carry On Up Livinia’. Fwoar.
Or perhaps it could be a soapie set in a local pub/RSL called ‘Tard Bogan’s Happy Hour’. I need a whiteboard for some brainstorming.
Ideas for cameo characters? Schapelle’s loony dead father pops by to sell Corey Whatshisname some fine Adelaide hydro. Marcus Einfeld driving the courtesy bus (allegedly). Running gag: Choc Mundine - refused entry every episode.
Gaarn.
No idea who Marcus Enfield is. Did he hijack a bus like Collingwood football players in 1990?
He’s a NSW high court judge who (allegedly) was caught by a speed camera. Tried to avoid a small fine by saying that it was someone else driving his car, who ended up being a dead female professor from OS. Last week secured a few months grace from his court appearance due to ‘medical problem’. What a c**t (allegedly).
Better than a QLD judge who let a paedophile go free cos of media hype.
I love a Queensland lynch mob. There should be places to put that bloke but if QLD is anything like NSW, all the mental hospitals are shut down. They just give ‘em meds and let them walk the streets. Wonderful.
I’m looking to do your Choc suggestion. I just can’t find a decent picture of a pub.