Job that is my ultimate dream? It’s gotta be the job of the girl from Ready Steady Cook who counts the audience and says “Tooooo-mato!” [ Or "Caaaaap-sicum!" ] for whoever wins. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a bludge, you’d get paid well… in tomatoes and capsicums, maybe, and you get a free feed. It’s win-win!

Wednesday comes around so quick, I hardly get the time to do all this 3D stuff. But I did some looking on the UK Zoo magazine website the other night, found some awesome 3D-worthy pictures of Keeley Hazell, so for the second week in a row, here’s Keeley! In 3D!

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Welcome home, athletes. Good to see your Qantas plane didn’t fall apart. Also good to see Kev in Australia for once. Makes me want to be PM. Travel the world, not be held responsible for a failing economy because I haven’t been briefed on the matter yet, kiss Stephanie Rice… y’know, good stuff.

Yes! The Olympics are over. We Australians are so cool, so awesome, we still are raving on about having the so-called Best Olympics Ever, eight years ago. Such on that, China! We’re also turning into a bunch of whingeing Poms. “Oh no, England got more gold than us. We demand more cheddar from the government [...]

Yeah, it’s late, should’ve been done earlier, whatever. But I was sleeping, cos around 4am there is some stupid bird outside waking up the neighbourhood. I understand that birds do get vocal just before sunrise, but two hours beforehand, I can’t deal with that. So having an early morning anyway – got my reverse lights [...]

No Channel Ten/Australian Idol, I cannot feel ”it”. Nor do I care to hear the previous four years rejects finally make it through to the top twenty. Or hearing fat chicks whine about Kyle Sandilands being “controversial” because he told some fat chick she’s fat. Look, how many people bought Casey Donovan over Anthony Callea, even [...]

It’s Wednesday. And that means todays 3D girls are the Chambers sisters, from Ralph in… late 2005. Think I still have this magazine somewhere, just not in the box of other Ralph/Zoo Weekly to mail out to whoever wants them. Hello? They’re free.

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Stats have most visits here from Ralph readers [...]

The Olympics start in a few minutes. I wonder if their stadium and/or opening ceremony work, unlike many of the cheap Chinese products I’ve bought over the years, the last being a set of Logitech speakers which half did not work upon first use. And that “genuine” fake Rolex from that spam email.
Today is Friday. [...]

I think this will make a decent weekly addition.

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Then there is the new Google Street View. I think this bloke is not a fan of Poopey’s. Or just wants a quick glassing.

It’s August, and that means everyone has a birthday between now and two weeks from now. And they all have their hands out for gifts and/or a text message. So Happy Birthday to you, from Me and Keeley.