God I can’t remember the grand final. First time in ages that I’ve been really, really drunk, so presuming I finished that bottle of vodka – dunno where the bottle is, but I got soft drink left over – it was a night destined to be forgotten. So much so that I woke to an [...]

Helloooo. It’s Wednesday. And for all you slackers who haven’t bought 3D specs just yet, go out next Monday and get the new Zoo Weekly. It’s gonna have some glasses for you. So you HAVE to buy it. Back to business, here is today’s special.

Way to go, Adam Cooney! You’ve done everyone at the Bulldogs proud. Next year, we can probably, hopefully, fingers crossed, make it to the grand final!

I wonder who the next ‘O’ magazine cover model is going to be. Oprah? I’d never have guessed. And how come The Emmy’s are full of TV nobodies? Wasn’t Joey Fatone’s only TV appearance in the last 6 years on that dodgy Channel 9 “singing bee” show? What’s he doing hosting it this year? 
And way [...]

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday without some form of 3D goodness. Today, say hello to Riki Fenwick.

Apologies for the bikini strap on her arm. I just couldn’t get it off.

February would be good too, with Keeley on the wall for a month. But so what. Krystal is good enough.

…especially when none of the original cast is involved. I also hate and movies based on ’70s TV.
It all came about when I heard Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd are out of cheddar and the only thing they can do is make Ghostbusters 3. It’s already been done. The Ghostbusters have to save New York City [...]

It’s Wednesday! Hooray! Enjoy Australia’s finest swimmer in all her 3D glory. Just hope her nose doesn’t poke your eye out.

I followed the sheep and got me an iPhone last Friday. I’m so with the times I even give it a capital ‘P’. Now I can visit facebook at work. Score!

And done on Google Chrome. Beta. Wow! It’s like any other browser, ‘cept there is no menu, and the address bar is also the search bar. Anyway, keeping up with the 3D Keeley theme; I did a bunch last week, I’m guessing by now you have found a pair of 3D glasses.

And Andrew Symonds has been [...]