Because you’re all okay, I’ll give you double the Keeley for no additional charge.

Night shift @ work. Where else can you get paid to do two hours of work in ten hours? Sure, downtime is boring, but isn’t that what Zoo Weekly, FHM, Ralph, Wheels, Motor, Men’s Health, Hot 4’s and Fast Fours magazines are for?
The Onion Movie. Forget Scary Movie, Superhero Movie, and the rest of the [...]

Two thumbs up to the Coogee Bay Hotel. Because there is a little unwritten rule in the restaurants/hospitality industry called “Don’t screw with the people who make your food”. Yeah, whinge to an American hamburger joint, the pimply teen in the kitchen will spit on your replacement burger. Asked for pancakes with no sugar? They’ll [...]

Cover bands. When all else fails, play Blister In The Sun.
People who put pictures in coffee froth. I want a flat white with chocolate sprinkles on top, not a picture of a leaf to admire. It’s coffee, not a piece of art.
Theme months. Like Rocktober, which I mentioned the other week, they now have OcSober, [...]

I was always there for you, from Hey Hey It’s Saturday to Plucka’s Place, Temptation to Melbourne tourism commercials. I even went as far as calling you the prettiest woman in all of Old Melbourne Town. When I made the move up here, you said no, you were too busy with work and all… yeah, [...]

Just like seven days ago, it’s Wednesday again. Today’s 3D beauty is Adriana Lima.

… and wondering why they haven’t played Trent from Punchbowl yet. 

Someone tell me what this says. I’m dying to know.

I’m talking about the “Cruizzle is onlizzle hizzle of a gizzle, lizzle mizzle tizzle yizzle!” part.

I’ve been so busy today, with work til 7am, sleep, and going out, that I’ve just got home with an hour and a bit to spare. Excuses aside, say hello to Shay Laren.

Funnily enough, it’s the same as I thought about the Aussie Kath n’ Kim… which I’ve only seen commercials for. Never seen an episode though, because if the main stars are rejects who worked with Steve Vizard and the guy who played Uncle Arthur/Russell Coight, then the above pic proves I’m right.