Last week, migraine central, it was Emily Scott in 3D with thanks to Ralph magazine. This week, it’s time for Chanelle Hayes to go 3D, with props to Zoo Weekly. What would I do without such quality reading material?

In other news, I’m now a Queenslander. Don’t fret; I still have only a slight t-shirt tan, [...]

I’m exhausted. Not sure if you remember last year, when I got this weird feeling in my head, but it came back at 7:30 Tuesday morning after three hours sleep. Wednesday morning, it’s back. This time I got to sleep in til 3:45am. Did a few rounds of the local area, about 6km in total [...]

Yeah yeah yeah. I normally do this on Tuesday nights, get it to post just after midnight, but I was so wrecked last night I crashed early, and am actually posting this on a Wednesday. Thanks to the new copy of Ralph magazine for giving me the idea to put Emily Scott into 3D. Enjoy.

The big day arrives in two weeks – the day you get rid of your ’80s D-grade plumber-in-an-adult-movie facial hair. The day you’ll no longer have people saying behind your back “LOL. The Chopper Read look was gay in 2005 when that guy from Ronnie Johns did it”. And when it comes time to remove [...]

Something wrong with Facebook? I’ve read this same ‘new’ message six times now, and every time I log into FB, the same message comes up with ‘new’.
Re : Bob Jane… I had to pay for a new tyre. Insert groan here. But I scored a free puncture repair, saving around twenty five bucks. Next day [...]

A blast from the past today. It’s Hot Dogs’ game show rival Nikki Osborne. She was in Quizmania, for all you who never had a late night in 2006/7.

As for the tyre in the last post, Bob Jane is hooking me up with a cheap one. Not a Bob Jane All Rounder cheap, but the [...]

Another moment of grrr-ness. My car. It needs a roadworthy certificate [ RWC ] to get registered up here. In typical me form, it’s best left to the last moment. So for the last few weeks some little things have been done… new tyre, wheel alignment, lights fixed…
Take ‘er in this morning to get the [...]

I’ve been watching Life Support with a close eye. Why? It’s hell funny. But, thanks to my great eyesight, I found boob. BOOB! Not just any boob, Sigourney’s boob! It’s in the opening credits!

But who is ‘Sigourney’? A fatty? A feral? HELL NO! She is awwwwwesomely gorgeous, and played by Rachael Coopes, who is/was on [...]

Aw, geez. Where to begin? Thing I hate more than anything in the world? Wikipedia. Actually, the people who update it. Steve Irwin, Brocky and Heath Ledger had their date of death updated on that site before the 4:30 news. I was checking it out earlier today, and I kid you not, John McCain had [...]

It’s Ashley, um, err… found it. Ashley Furlong, from Ralph magazine earlier this year. Enjoy.

I’m going for a walk. Every room this in place, bar mine, is nice and cool. I’m sweating like a fat kid who had to open the garage door so Mum could drive in and park. Plus it sounds like rain.
Ooh [...]