1. Australia Day should NOT be moved to another date, at the request of Shirley Bassey Ron Barassi or some unknown-three-days-ago Aboriginal guy who won Australian Of The Year.
2. Sucked in, Kev! Oh noes, you didn’t get a call from Barack. Waaah!
3. Spotlight is having a recall for faulty Santa dolls. Quick! Go! Get a [...]

Go to Melbourne on Thursday. Was hoping for some cooler weather, especially at night.
Now the BOM reckons it’s gonna be 40 on Thursday, with mid 30s to greet me for the rest of the stay. Grrr.
Best I hang around Chadstone for them four days, where all the hot girls wear so little. At [...]

But I did empty out some so-called milkshake, courtesy of Musashi. And it didn’t even smell like chocolate. Funnily enough, earlier on I’d had the same thing happen with a Musashi competitors milkshake. Best I shake it before I buy it next time.

And on Saturday night I kinda vomited, with kinda being the operative word. [...]

Now, when you bookmark PIDV and VacantEngaged on your iPhone, you’ll get some funkee icons, like below.

Big deal. But anyway, last night, doing some late-night lingerie/bikini model search, to put into 3D, no more, I came across the following. These are not Photoshopped, well, except for the mosaic filter in the first one.

When did lesbians [...]

If Prime Minister Julia Gillard got that pre-Christmas $1000 handout from Kev, couldn’t she at least have bought some much needed toothpaste, as those pearly whites on A Current Affair, they were almost poo brown. Ewww.

*Shudder*

I booked a flight to Melbourne today. Finally, you say. Booked an $89 fare, paid, printed itinerary, fare cost $90. Plus GST, plus credit card fee. I know, it’s only a dollar, but c’mon, that dollar will come in handy when I’ve only got $3.35 and want to buy Zoo Weekly, or have 25c and [...]

Oh God. I really can’t be bothered with people anymore. Christmas, New Years Eve is over, and everyone still wants to have a whinge over the tiniest of things. One derro, who looked Broadmeadows-y, reckons I should put a sign up saying No Vacancy. I reckon she should pre-book accommodation, because after 5pm there’s only [...]