Thursday night, it means a night out with friends. But it also means finding out that nobody likes Asians. Nobody. I asked why, and all they can say is “Day yao wahhh” in a quasi-Asian accent. And it appears that Asian girls are all skanks, and none too attractive, to say it nicely. But they [...]

140 kilometres on 11.5 litres. My car hasn’t driven that well since… ages ago. The last tank got me 267km from 45 litres [ 17L/100km ] thanks to short stop-start trips. I went on a cruise around the bush to get some better fuel economy going, to maybe clear out the fuel system, and see [...]

Allison Langdon from Channel 9 news.

Three weeks into the competition, whoa. There is some great designs out there. So I’ve added two more. One I spent four hours doing, thanks to 3D goodness, uploaded it, then saw another one in “3D”, or rather, a blur.
Feel free to vote for them at www.fhmrecovered.com.au – I need it – but the one [...]

This car is parked next to me. The way people substitute numbers for letters on their plates, I think we gots a Simpsons fan going around.

Please excuse the quality of the iPhone camera.

Some things in the automotive world I can’t handle anymore, apart from other peoples driving habits.

Holden Commodore owners who replace the front grille with one showing a Chevrolet badge… but then leaving the Holden badge on the rear.
HSV owners with a sticker on their rear window saying “HSV. I just want one”. You got one. [...]

To be honest, there’s nothing different. They’re the same photo. I just thought you might wish to look at two sets of the same boobies.
Got 3D glasses? See more @ VacantEngaged.

Whoa. Them fires are insane. What’s worse for me is my brother is in the middle of it. I was at his place only a week ago, and some new grass fires are a few minutes down the road. I cannot imagine what he’s going through, let alone everyone else down there. For some reason [...]

Spent three hours doing that FHM cover “design”. I’m somewhat pleased with the result, although there could’ve been a few more sub-headings. But so what. As long as the judges give the thumbs up, send me a big fat cheque for $5,000 and work experience in their building, I won’t complain.

So far I’m the only [...]

Thanks for the $950, Kev. Wow. I’ve never received money from the government before. I feel like a dole bludger, minus the Winnie Blues and rust-coloured VN Commodore. You can relax, knowing it’s not going towards poker machines, the local Escobar, concerts in Brisbane [ or anything in Brisbane ], the church, charities or booze.
I [...]