Amelia Adams from Channel Ten news.

You’d think there’d be more to the news than just swine flu.

Like Woolworths new home brand chips. “Toasted, not fried”, “less than 10% fat”. What they fail to mention in the advert is that these chips have less than 10% taste, and of that less than 10% taste, there is no sign of chicken or [...]

Mosey’d on down to the dentist earlier to make a booking to see why my mouth is so goddamn sore. They squeezed me in right away. Five minutes and $77 later, the diagnosis -  An ulcer around the bottom of my mouth, where the wisdom tooth was removed. But the wisdom tooth on top is [...]

The cold has gone. I can now cough all over your food without you getting sick. But my mouth is killing. Right at the back, where the wisdom tooth once was, it’s been aching for four days now. Looks normal, and the only thing around here which soothes it is

Milk
Ice Cream
Listerine

The chemist has made a [...]

Firstly, I’m still crook.
Second, cold and flu medicines do not work. Especially when they are Duro-Tuss cough liquid, Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter and Dimetapp 12 Hour nasal spray. The Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter, it’s all herbal, so I should’ve realised that $15 was going to be a waste. This stuff must be fighting the cold with the [...]

Today was one of them days. You know the kind. Everything just goes from bad to worse. It started around 6am. After five hours sleep, found myself awake with the feeling of a cold coming on. Funny how it’s just started the day after we get sunshine for the first time in three weeks. Anyway, [...]

Talitha Cummins from Channel 7 news, Brisbane.

Random example phone number – 0433 344 455 – apologies if this is you. Anyway, why do people when reading you their number go “It’s 04 [ pause ] 333 [ pause ] 444 [ pause ] 55.”? Just read out the damn number the way it is meant to be. Four digits [ pause [...]

I recently came across an article on airbrushing, or more importantly, Kelly Clarkson having a few choice words about it, plus the obligatory gallery of celebs who’ve been Photoshopped. So I decided to give it a bash, can’t hurt to help make someone more, what’s the word… appealing? Anyway, I like to say that the [...]

Plus I’ve had the busiest week. So I’ll get something posted with a bit more thought on my next RDO.
Hint : It’ll be Wednesday.