I dunno what the go is with with this bogan Clare chick. So she called a fat wog a fat wog, a skinny wog a skinny wog, and said something a fat wog and/or skinny wog would say to another fat/skinny wog. But y’know, I’m more worried about the size of that mole on her [...]

Sorry, there is no difference. It’s the same picture. Twice! Once again you have been fooled.

Gossip columnists who make up and/or publish words like frenemy, guyliner, bromance.
The end of Prison Break season 4. “Four years later…” and Michael is dead. But on his grave said he died in 2005. So why when he was alive, four years earlier, in 2005, was he driving a brand new 2009 model Chevrolet/Cadillac hybrid? [...]

Is Russell Brand meant to be funny? No, really. This Ponderland show on Channel 7 is garbage. US Kath n’ Kim garbage. Regular Kath n’ Kim garbage.

If you’re not following me on Facebook or Twitter [ How dare you? ], you wouldn’t know that I scored free entry to Kottonmouth Kings last night because they were staying at work. Anyway, apart from the support band, Literates, and KK’s drummer’s drum kit, it was kinda a suck-fest. Song after song about smoking [...]

Sort of back. Using Telstra prepaid wireless. Yeah, exactly. But it’s a 3G connection and kinda works, so I’ll do some updates. First, I so want to go to Japan. Been thinking about it for the past week. Then today, some random Japanese girl, very pretty too, comes in offering Japanese lessons, as in, learn [...]

This internet is dead. The phone line of the wifi I tap into was disconnected by accident, and Optus 3G has no service, so I have to rely on 2G speeds to do anything. That’s why there has been a lack of hot newsreaders for the past week.
It’s also why I can’t edit posts [...]

With Channel Ten playing Borat tonight, everyone tomorrow will be doing Borat quotes, with accent. Sigh.

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