Robert De Niro’s mole has got to be 10 feet wide
1 Comment Published May 26th, 2009 in General Daily CrapI dunno what the go is with with this bogan Clare chick. So she called a fat wog a fat wog, a skinny wog a skinny wog, and said something a fat wog and/or skinny wog would say to another fat/skinny wog. But y’know, I’m more worried about the size of that mole on her chin, and the caked-on-makeup-botox-face.
But the horse-lookin’ woman from Sex and the City would be so proud.
And I’m just gonna insert some random Google-friendly words to go with ‘Clare’ to up the stats. Boobs. Nude. Boobies. Naked. Topless.

At the risk of sounding uncultured, that mole is a braille marker for blind men’s money shots. Gaaarn.