Keith Urban. His new CD is called Defying Gravity, and on the CD cover, he is, well, apparently walking up a wall. Batman-style. Without a rope. Or whatever Batman uses. Gravity-defying indeed.

But on closer look, he isn’t. Some clever person tilted the camera sideway to take the photo, giving the impression he is in fact, defying gravity. Look, I’ll even show you.

Someone, like an American, should sue him for false advertising. Like that woman in the news yesterday who is suing for pain and economic loss for being slapped in the face.