I still hate people who update Wikipedia as news is happening. At 8:27am, Sunrise, or Today, one of those shows with gaybo Hollywood gossip reporters, they confirmed you-know-who had died. I don’t have to repeat it. I’m sure you’ve heard his entire back catalog 14 times today. So at 8:27am, I clicked on Wikipedia. Got this -

Seems fine. People are just slow to react, right? Wrong. Thanks to the ol’ one bar of Optus reception, refresh was mega slow, so by the time it loaded again, 8:29am or 2 minutes later, and with WiFi just kicking in, some retard had already updated it. Wanker. Just let the guy die, alright.

Like, who gets their jollies updating Wikipedia as news is happening? And when updating Wikipedia, forget to change the “Years active” from present, spesh when they’re y’know, more stiff than active.  Y’all a bunch of slap-nuts. Spose, the best thing to come of this was the hot-hot-hot newsreaders on Channel 7.

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