Because I’m funnier than @andyblume, sometimes, when I’m drunk mostly, I’m gonna post the best of my Facebook status comments from the past week. I zapped the names, just to protect the innocent.

Oops. That’s not Facebook.

The Athlete’s Foot ad says they haven’t had a foot they couldn’t fit. I say they aren’t looking hard enough.

Oh yeah, if you don’t follow me on Twitter, or read the Twitter update down the bottom, you won’t know that I’ve recently moved. So you’re gay.

3 Mobile. I first signed up for them in 2004, when 3G mobiles were new, and huge. I got this plan where if I made 0 calls, I pay $0. Sounded sweet. Fast forward to July 2009. Go shopping. Declined. Wha? Check banking. 3 has debited $128 from my account. I flew down to ANZ [...]

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