I don’t have a missus, but I have two awesome female housemates, which is kinda like having a girlfriend, or two if I’m a Jerry Springer guest, so I now know not to fart, or to buy these five things for a birthday, engagement, wedding present.
Go Girl FUD, so she can pee standing up. Girls [...]

Bob from 7-11 gave me some more freebie magazines. yesterday Naturally, I ditched the Soccer and NRL ones, keeping People, Picture, and the other trash filled with boobs. I was just pooping not long ago, reading the classifieds, and came across the $12/day subscription garbage old men get sucked into. And I could not believe [...]

I tried, and failed. So I’m just gonna post the pic I was gonna 3D-ify.

And here’s one I prepared earlier.

The RACQ has just published their 150 Must Do list for Queensland. Number 41 was Eumundi Markets, the place I went to the other day. This is what they had to say ( I just added the illustrations ).
Under the colossal arms of giant fig trees over 600 stalls set up each Wednesday and Saturday [...]

It needs more boob on show.

The other day I drove to Eumundi because I was kinda bored at home. Here is my car in the parking lot.

Uncle Bob’s Jug Band. I think they do music from old Moonshine bottles, with XXX labels.

Even if our best ever cricket captain put his name to a vegetable stall, I still ain’t buying it.

Homeless [...]

I know it’s Tuesday, but I’m kinda bored and almost forgot how to do 3D girls since that day I couldn’t be bothered doing VacantEngaged anymore. So playing around in Photoshop, I give you this. Did you turf your 3D glasses? Well, get another pair in next weeks Zoo Weekly. Enjoy!

Yeah. I’m totally exhausted. Pictures of girls wearing small bikinis or lingerie will have to wait. Sorry. But I also got wifi happening now, so yeah. I’ll be able to get the goods for you. Sometime. Meanwhile, that pizza I cooked earlier totally burnt the roof of my mouth. Looks like more beer is needed [...]