God, has it been three or four weeks since my last post? Don’t worry, I’m all good. For now. I haven’t had a bad case of diarrhoea, whether it be from dodgy Wog food, too much beer or lollies that “may have a laxative effect” after excess consumption. I have had my car serviced though. [...]

The Herald Sun has a photo gallery. My favourite is the Pointless Inventions gallery. So politically correct.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/gallery-e6frf7jo-1225792822133?page=16

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/gallery-e6frf7jo-1225792822133?page=42