Archive for the 'Dammit' Category



iTsucksballs

This is for everyone who has a problem with iTunes and their iPhone on Windows XP, SP3. It may help y’all, it may not.
Anyways,  it’s all about my stoopid computer, iTunes and iPhone. Friday arvo go to open iTunes, error error error! Reinstall, error error error! Ok, uninstall, re-install, error error error! Really busy, have [...]

It’s a magic number

3 Mobile. I first signed up for them in 2004, when 3G mobiles were new, and huge. I got this plan where if I made 0 calls, I pay $0. Sounded sweet. Fast forward to July 2009. Go shopping. Declined. Wha? Check banking. 3 has debited $128 from my account. I flew down to ANZ [...]

Wank-ipedia

I still hate people who update Wikipedia as news is happening. At 8:27am, Sunrise, or Today, one of those shows with gaybo Hollywood gossip reporters, they confirmed you-know-who had died. I don’t have to repeat it. I’m sure you’ve heard his entire back catalog 14 times today. So at 8:27am, I clicked on Wikipedia. Got [...]

Is Russell Brand meant to be funny? No, really. This Ponderland show on Channel 7 is garbage. US Kath n’ Kim garbage. Regular Kath n’ Kim garbage.

Mosey’d on down to the dentist earlier to make a booking to see why my mouth is so goddamn sore. They squeezed me in right away. Five minutes and $77 later, the diagnosis -  An ulcer around the bottom of my mouth, where the wisdom tooth was removed. But the wisdom tooth on top is [...]

Firstly, I’m still crook.
Second, cold and flu medicines do not work. Especially when they are Duro-Tuss cough liquid, Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter and Dimetapp 12 Hour nasal spray. The Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter, it’s all herbal, so I should’ve realised that $15 was going to be a waste. This stuff must be fighting the cold with the [...]

Today was one of them days. You know the kind. Everything just goes from bad to worse. It started around 6am. After five hours sleep, found myself awake with the feeling of a cold coming on. Funny how it’s just started the day after we get sunshine for the first time in three weeks. Anyway, [...]

Stupid Question Time [3]

Random example phone number – 0433 344 455 – apologies if this is you. Anyway, why do people when reading you their number go “It’s 04 [ pause ] 333 [ pause ] 444 [ pause ] 55.”? Just read out the damn number the way it is meant to be. Four digits [ pause [...]

How do you like them Apples?

Grrr. What’s the deal, Apple? I’m in the market for a new computer, then last night your store closes. Could MacRumors and other forums be true? Was it best I wait for the updated models to come out, with typical performance upgrades, all for the same semi-low price? No. You turfed the base model iMac, [...]

The January 10

1. Australia Day should NOT be moved to another date, at the request of Shirley Bassey Ron Barassi or some unknown-three-days-ago Aboriginal guy who won Australian Of The Year.
2. Sucked in, Kev! Oh noes, you didn’t get a call from Barack. Waaah!
3. Spotlight is having a recall for faulty Santa dolls. Quick! Go! Get a [...]