Why did nobody bother to tell me my illustrations from the other posts are exactly like that on Rove, which I only discovered two minutes ago, because I’m killing time before the F1 starts. I’m ruined.

Another “I wish I had a dollar…” moment, this time courtesy of the squeaky Travis guy. Man he likes to [...]

What’s today? Saturday? Great. Patriot Games is on the tele and Harrison Ford was talking on his huge mobile phone that looked bigger than the Nokia 100 I had in 1995. Analogue all the way to the moon, baby! Yeah, as excellent as the ’90s were, you just couldn’t get a fuzzy recording of your [...]

Thanks Kevin Rudd. You did one thing John Howard could never do, and that was be Prime Minister when Big Brother gets axed. Hurrah! No more squeaky voices only a can-o-WD40 could fix! I can take them earplugs out. Now I gotta ask, can you just do your best to stop other channels from picking [...]

Dear Australian Media,
Can you please stop using these following words when writing for articles :

Pad
Overpass/Underpass
Sidewalk
Paramedic
Iguana-gate
Kerb
Baby bump
Bling

And anything where you combine two celebrities names to make a new word to call them both, ie Brangelina, Tomkat. Oh the hilarity. Bet someone stayed up all night to think of those.
And call them what they really are in [...]

Lemme guess… Ten’s latest comedy offering, Mark Loves Sharon, will be a rip-roaring success, not unlike David Tench, The Wedge and/or Channel 9’s Wheel of Fortune. But I wonder if Kenny is gonna be worth watching.
And I recently discovered Kevin Rudd’s wife got her wardrobe inspiration from that woman(?) on The Drew Carey Show.

Yeah, her. [...]

Y’know the deal. Now that I have steady job, life is all work, Simpsons, sleep… in that order. No time for going out, or spending money while going out anyway. Which means I have to pick up street newspapers, the kind the alternate kids and hippies read, and hobos sleep on. And I found an [...]

Don’tcha just love SMS-ing people out of the blue, knowing they’re gonna reply with “Who is this?” Then you can pretend to be a stalker after replying with some knowledge of their happenings you got from Facebook. Tonight the “Who is this?” was received from Fi, a friend from Melbourne, who is now in Perth, [...]

… every news program with a story on al-Qaeda has the same footage of the “terrorists” on the monkey bars, and the “terrorist” climbing out of a hole in the ground in slow motion? I laugh every time. It’s so… generic. At least when there is footage of George Bush making a wanker of himself [...]

Start on Monday morning. Bet you’re glad to hear I didn’t fill out or hand in them dole forms for Centrelink. You can now sleep easy, knowing your tax money can go towards Toyota building a petrol-electric Camry, because Kevin Rudd did suuuuch a great job convincing the Japanese to do it here, well, convincing [...]

Come this weekend, it’s been a year since I moved up here. And what a year it has been! So this post is about the past twelve months.
First cab off the rank…

I met Sarah. She’s super-awesome. That’s all I can say.
 
Steph introduced me to this drink, or apparently something made with these ingredients. It’s Absolut [...]