Bob from 7-11 gave me some more freebie magazines. yesterday Naturally, I ditched the Soccer and NRL ones, keeping People, Picture, and the other trash filled with boobs. I was just pooping not long ago, reading the classifieds, and came across the $12/day subscription garbage old men get sucked into. And I could not believe [...]

It needs more boob on show.

Firstly, I’m still crook.
Second, cold and flu medicines do not work. Especially when they are Duro-Tuss cough liquid, Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter and Dimetapp 12 Hour nasal spray. The Nyal Cold+Flu Fighter, it’s all herbal, so I should’ve realised that $15 was going to be a waste. This stuff must be fighting the cold with the [...]

Went out last night. To Steve’s place. Had a few drinks, Red Bull and Pepsi Max. But they didn’t kick in until I jumped onto bed. As opposed to into. It’s still so warm here at night, so I sleep on top of the bedspread. And I just couldn’t sleep. Anyway, you want photos of [...]

Firstly, I have a new theme for VacantEngaged. This is just two screendumps from my phone, so you get the idea. Go see for yourself in full size. Only downer is I need thumbnails for previous posts, and don’t have the time. Bah!

Then there is Billy Ocean’s Greatest Hits. Which surprisingly doesn’t come with Get [...]

It’s nearly 11pm, on Saturday night, and I should be out on the town, looking for girls. But I’m lazy, and decided to give the internet a bit of a bash, y’know, look for some hot local girls. From home. Big mistake.

Why, in the dating world, does cuddly really mean fat? And masculine?

Liar. There are [...]

Because I’ve never posted a single picture of boobies here for y’all to enjoy [ shame on me ], I thought I’d take the time to reward your patience with this.

Thursday night, it means a night out with friends. But it also means finding out that nobody likes Asians. Nobody. I asked why, and all they can say is “Day yao wahhh” in a quasi-Asian accent. And it appears that Asian girls are all skanks, and none too attractive, to say it nicely. But they [...]

Three weeks into the competition, whoa. There is some great designs out there. So I’ve added two more. One I spent four hours doing, thanks to 3D goodness, uploaded it, then saw another one in “3D”, or rather, a blur.
Feel free to vote for them at www.fhmrecovered.com.au – I need it – but the one [...]

To be honest, there’s nothing different. They’re the same photo. I just thought you might wish to look at two sets of the same boobies.
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