Forget Rolling Stone, and their weekly best 200 albums ever… always with Acca Dacca,  no matter how much it sounded like their previous album, and Nirvana’s “Nevermind”  thrown in somewhere… This IS the list of albums you need to own. CD, DVD, Cassette, LP, whatever. If you own none of them, you are gay. PS, [...]

Gossip columnists who make up and/or publish words like frenemy, guyliner, bromance.
The end of Prison Break season 4. “Four years later…” and Michael is dead. But on his grave said he died in 2005. So why when he was alive, four years earlier, in 2005, was he driving a brand new 2009 model Chevrolet/Cadillac hybrid? [...]

How come, when someone is telling a story about their conversation with an American person, what the American said is told in a faux-American hillbilly accent? They never do it with Indians or Arabs or Asians. Just Americans.
“Oh yah. Shurrr.”

Some things in the automotive world I can’t handle anymore, apart from other peoples driving habits.

Holden Commodore owners who replace the front grille with one showing a Chevrolet badge… but then leaving the Holden badge on the rear.
HSV owners with a sticker on their rear window saying “HSV. I just want one”. You got one. [...]

Night shift @ work. Where else can you get paid to do two hours of work in ten hours? Sure, downtime is boring, but isn’t that what Zoo Weekly, FHM, Ralph, Wheels, Motor, Men’s Health, Hot 4’s and Fast Fours magazines are for?
The Onion Movie. Forget Scary Movie, Superhero Movie, and the rest of the [...]

Cover bands. When all else fails, play Blister In The Sun.
People who put pictures in coffee froth. I want a flat white with chocolate sprinkles on top, not a picture of a leaf to admire. It’s coffee, not a piece of art.
Theme months. Like Rocktober, which I mentioned the other week, they now have OcSober, [...]

More things I hate.

People who start their letter to the editor with “As an [ insert occupation/religion/race here ]…”
Everything by Eddie Murphy since Raw.
Ice Cube, going from hardcore rapper/G-boy to childrens movies. Then having the nerve to put out more generic hardcore rapper/G-boy music. What’s the go? It’s all about the cheddar now, isn’t it? 
The ever-rising price of [...]