Went out last night. To Steve’s place. Had a few drinks, Red Bull and Pepsi Max. But they didn’t kick in until I jumped onto bed. As opposed to into. It’s still so warm here at night, so I sleep on top of the bedspread. And I just couldn’t sleep. Anyway, you want photos of [...]

I don’t know what happened, but all of a sudden these site stats are going insane. More hits than ever before – in February they doubled from January, which was the second highest month this place has had. Hmmm. Most people are looking for Riki Fenwick, Romy Alwill, and boobies. I typed boobies into Google. [...]

If Prime Minister Julia Gillard got that pre-Christmas $1000 handout from Kev, couldn’t she at least have bought some much needed toothpaste, as those pearly whites on A Current Affair, they were almost poo brown. Ewww.

*Shudder*

I wonder who the next ‘O’ magazine cover model is going to be. Oprah? I’d never have guessed. And how come The Emmy’s are full of TV nobodies? Wasn’t Joey Fatone’s only TV appearance in the last 6 years on that dodgy Channel 9 “singing bee” show? What’s he doing hosting it this year? 
And way [...]

Still a bit of work to be done before reaching perfection, but if you get yourself a pair of 3D glasses; K-Mart was giving them away the other week, this post may look a wee bit more enjoyable. Just gotta find a nice boobie pic. Surely Google will have something to offer, I mean, isn’t [...]

It’ll probably kill me, like that Yothu Yindi guy.

I wonder if Kev is going to say sorry for killing a man. An Aboriginal man.